Monday, August 2, 2010
So while looking for something in my saved photo folders over the weekend, I came across a slew of shots I had completely forgotten about that made me laugh. You see, back in the early Spring I went along on a ski/music fest weekend trip to Vermont with Andy and our friends. I don't ski and I wasn't a fan of the host band's music so my role was babysitter back at the condo. But I did get out one afternoon to see a few other bands perform at one of the lodges which was fun.
As I sat back enjoying my brewski and the tunes, my mind wandered and I noticed that my view was at the exact height of everyone's ass standing before me. I began analyzing the variety of butts surrounding me - and took out my camera to document them all. My friend got a big chuckle out of my documentation and I thought you might too. So here is a sampling of a cross section of society's butts for your viewing pleasure - sorry none of them are of naked hotties:
SAGGY BUTT ~ This is the first one I noticed and practically screamed out to be documented. You would think his butt was at his knees.
STRETCHED OUT BUTT ~ This one's got the pockets properly positioned height-wise but they seem to be a little too tight across the hips - stretching that seam out.
WALLET BUTT ~ Guys - use a money clip. Wallets make you look lopsided by enhancing or magnifying one cheek and not the other.
FLAT BUTT ~ This butt needs a few wallets stuffed in it - or better fitting jeans.
CONCAVE BUTT ~ Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than the flat butt, the no-butt makes an appearance.
THE GUT AND BUTT ~ This guy's just got it all goin' on and he isn't hiding beneath baggy clothes. Maybe he and the Concave Butt should switch pants.
DAY-GLO BUTT ~ This guy was stuck in the 80's, but he was attracting all the babes - who went looking for a butt beneath that ski suit.
PREPPY BUTT ~ Sometimes it is all in the pose. This guy tried to rock the J.Crew look but he had some wallet enhancement going on that was initially overlooked due to the properly positioned pocket heights and jaunty hip action.
GIRL BUTT ~ When I began to wonder if there were any cute butts to be found in this joint Andy pointed this one out to me.
CARGO BUTT ~ This was the best butt I found there. He wasn't hiding in his cargo pants - these fit just right. And gave me a nice view while I finished my beer.
FAMILIAR BUTTS ~ I made the boys do a lineup when we got home just to see how their asses looked in comparison. They need some work. Can you guess which one belongs to Andy?